so i havent used my myspace account in at least 6months.
that being said, every now and again i get an email saying that “so and so” wants to add you as a friend.
invariably “so and so” is a generically named girl with no profile picture and a name that matches someone with whom i once a.) went to school with b.) dated or c.) had a torrid affair with back in the summer of ‘69.
time and again i fall for this scam and click over to the person’s profile where they always begin their profile with:
“hey old friends! i love music, the internet and having hot sex!!!!”
then, i click the back button…delete “so and so’s” request to be friends…and mumble “fuck you myspace” under my breath.
