one lonely success

today’s 1LWoW involves the often-intimidating chore of public speaking…

so at some point in your professional life, you may find yourself assigned to give a lecture, make a sales presentation, etc.

understand that it is quite natural to be nervous/terrified.

from time-to-time, i give lectures to a bunch of really smart kids and i’ve learned the following:

if the classroom/lecture hall/conference room you’re using has a whiteboard then cleaning said whiteboard with copious amounts of spray cleaner minutes before your lecture will effectively make the first 3-4 rows of your audience high/drunk from the fumes. an added bonus to this phenomenon is that you too will be just drunk enough to bust out with the greatest lecture of your life.

note: if a whiteboard is not available then whiteboard spray cleaner may be substituted with whiskey shots.