girls can kiss whomever they want (wherever they want)

so i’ve never been a fan of PDA (public displays of affection) but if we—as a society—are going to agree that it’s cool for a couple to make out at a baseball game, park, movie theatre, etc, then we must agree that said PDAs cannot exclude lesbian/gay couples.

this post is in reference to the nonsense that transpired in Seattle’s Safeco Field during a Mariner’s game.

You can read the full story here and look at a super-serious-looking photo of the woman involved here:

apparently a couple of chicks were kissing it up and some under-sexed-soccer-mom got nervous that her kids would turn gay (or worse yet atheist!) if they saw two girls kissing.

mom-of-the-year proceeded to throw a big-fat-hetero-fit and had the all-vagina-couple reprimanded by the kid making minimum wage as an usher.

total nonsense.

frankly if i were god for a day, i would ONLY allow lesbians to kiss in public.

of course this wouldnt settle anything, but i would be god for a day and god can do whatever the fuck he wants!