so my buddy niko is the new world record holder in millipede….and he’s got video proof.
102,995 bests the previous record by about 7k. he’s the shit.
suck on that billy mitchell.
stumbling my way through a digital life
so my buddy niko is the new world record holder in millipede….and he’s got video proof.
102,995 bests the previous record by about 7k. he’s the shit.
suck on that billy mitchell.
dear nbc,
i hate you.
you have terrible programming.
it’s really just awful.
in fact, were it not for the office, i doubt i would even know where to find you on my giant 42″ HDTV LCD’s dial.
with that in mind, some genius in the web dept decided to create a gallery on your website entitled, “crack the code” and now…you’ve t-o-t-a-l-l-y redeemed yourself!



i love you.
keep up the good work,
1LS
so lately i’ve found myself coming up with awesome jingles for random products/goods. i’ll just be going about my business, see a tag line for some random product and then BAM instantly compose the catchiest jingle for said product of all time.
i blame all of this on the fact that i’ve watched roughly 14hrs of ‘Mad Men‘ in the past two weeks.
also, i think i’m going to go as don draper for halloween…or better yet ZOMBIE don draper!
speaking of ‘mad men’ have you seen it? if not, email me and i’ll buy you a copy of season 1 on dvd. it’s just that good. if you dont believe me just check out how slick the box set looks:

yep. the box is shaped like a lighter full of red dvds.
need i say more?
i’m no scientist—actually, yes i am—but few people in the anatomical sciences really believe that our taste receptors can only detect 5 specific stimuli, namely: salty, sweet, bitter, sour and umami.

that being said, let’s go ahead and add “calcium” to the list of things that human taste buds dig.
so even though the 2008 olympic games have yet to wrap-up, i thought i’d share the steaming pile of shit that is the logo for the London 2012 games.

i wish i were making this up.
to put the crapiness into proper perspective, take a look at logos from olympics past.
links via daringfireball
interesting post about those “16-year-old” chinese gymnasts and how search engine cache data is a wonderful thing:
Out on my window ledge
I don’t feel safe
And I stay
Looking down on youIt’s out of my hands for now
I can’t just walk away
Be nice to walk away
But I don’t feel safe
Get away, all the way up hereIts out of my hands for now
Oh it is down in from here
And down from here
Start to feel insane
Betrayed
Out on my window ledgeNow our finest hour arrives
See the pig dressed in his finest fine
And all that believe stand behind him and smile
As the day lights up with fireLet me in
Let me inI start to feel like I’m crazed
Betrayed
Out on my window ledge
Looking down from here
It’s outta my hands for now
Out on my window ledge
It’s outta my hands for now
So let me in
Let me in–Out of My Hands by David J. Matthews
this has to be the greatest “typo” to ever appear in an AP news story.
quoting from the AP on 8/19/08:
His top contenders are said to include Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Less traditional choices mentioned include former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge, an abortion-rights supporter, and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman, the Democratic vice presidential prick in 2000 who now is an independent.
the original is still online here.

@st0ney passed this along to me…this photo speaks volumes about the divide in the olympic host country of china.
why wasnt this on during the superbowl? oh, right.


oh, bushy.