Monthly Archive for October, 2008

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-30

  • Rumors are the Bill Clinton will have a part in Obama’s message tonight. I love Bill, but he can be a polarizing figure. Fingers crossed #
  • @lewisesq perfectly stated #
  • @st0ney preach it, yo #
  • so last week Buster chewed up my glasses. the armani ones. currently sitting approx 6″ from a 24″ screen. FAIL. #
  • Listening to “Layla”…the Derek & the Dominos version…not that Unplugged acoustic BS \m/ #
  • im thinking about buying a carbon fiber strut bar kit for my jetta i dont know what it is but i just got an email saying that girls dig #
  • @st0ney i would but my car is such a “eurotuner” that it might clash with my clear corner taillights and neon ground lighting FX #
  • @lewisesq i think i need to also add a “Powered by VW” sticker and one of those Calvin’s peeing…THEN…i’m solid. #
  • the blog presses are on FIRE over at http://www.onelonelysuccess.com — journalism at its best #
  • @st0ney oh shit i totally forgot about the darwin fish :) #
  • @toocuteforyou25 regarding your haunted house experience: http://tinyurl.com/5ow55m #
  • i had one too many cheetos for dinner. FAIL. #
  • writing about love is easy, when you’re all up in it. #
  • sarah silverman is on Jay Leno which feels perverted but at least she’s able to promote “the great schlep” video: http://tinyurl.com/3te79b #
  • Ryan Adams on Letterman FTW #

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-29

  • Thanks for the heads up @mattstegner I’m now enjoying Charlie Browns Halloween Special!!! #
  • PigPen FTW #
  • @st0ney that’s crazy talk #
  • Working on an ever growing todo list and getting ready to meet @lewisesq for lunch. #
  • just got back from lunch with @lewisesq stomach is so full of maria’s. also, i’d like to welcome sleepiness to the afternoon’s festivities. #

the great schlep (dont be a douche nozzle)

so tonight sarah silverman was on Jay Leno which feels like it should be be illegal in at least 48 states.

nonetheless, she was able to promote her pro-obama video “the great schlep” which is both politcal & comedy genius.

next week, when obama wins, i’m going to invite sarah to my election-after-party.

How Old You Are On Halloween

tonight a cool chick I exchange messages with on twitter sent out this tweet (twat?):

“So apparently im a jaded old hag… Just walked through a haunted house without a flinch. People jumped; I laughed.”

this made me think of the following graph courtesy of the kids at collegehumor.com

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it’s funny b/c it’s so fuck true…also i’m definitely feeling the “potential sexiness of your costume” curve this year.

i suffer from Florida-Induced-PTSD

so one of my prankster friends sent me this b/c my friends are a bunch of jokers who think that they are comedians who deserve their own fuck HBO special.

*love you*

anyway, when I saw it I couldnt help but think of the great-fuck-state of FLORIDA!

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now i know that according to all the polls, even a backward-fuck-state like FL couldnt dick up this election for the rest of us (AGAINx2) but it’s hard to forget the past when you’ve been burned.

the rude pundit

the rude pundit sums up perfectly the impact of Obama’s infomercial to racist-white-conservative-america:

If you still thought prior to it that Barack Obama was going to rape your white wife and kill your white children, there’s no amount of ad time that would change your mind.

the “rest” of us watched it and were—once again—amazingly proud to have supported Obama for the past 20months.

next tuesday cannot come soon enough.

permission (vote NO on Prop 8)

here’s a beautifully done video…

our country votes in less than a week.

if you are fortunate enough to live in a state that is voting on equal marriage rights, then consider your vote carefully; history will remember each and every one of us.

are you better off?

whom better to deliver this message than Reagan himself?

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-28

  • Watching MNF pregame makes me miss Qwest Field and the ‘hawks #
  • How the deuce does Hank Williams Jr have a career? #
  • Hot off the blog press: “the best and worst of florida” #
  • Hot off the blog press: “the best and worst of florida” http://is.gd/4YbA #
  • @toocuteforyou25 have you considered picking up a little bit of spanish? doing so has amazing utility in a crunch :) #
  • @lewisesq you’re welcome buddy! pseudophedrine will be your best friend…skip the normal pack and go for the family size. you’ll need it. #
  • just spoke to my grandpa over the phone and am drying some tears. #
  • new blog post over at 1LS: “our choices are half-chance but the drive was good” http://is.gd/4Z2S #
  • i’m a proud athiest, but “early in the morning” by peter, paul & mary is a great tune. http://is.gd/4Z4W #
  • so i RARELY check my blog’s stats, but tonigh i did…on a completely unrelated note I LOVE FLORIDA! #
  • listening to “sundress” by ben kweller…look it up on iTunes…you’ll like it too #
  • @duanestorey what HD-DVD player did you buy? does it upscale std DVDs? #
  • “Ghost World” is a great film and “Devil Got My Woman” is the best soundtrack lick of all time. http://is.gd/4ZfF #
  • accordingly to the past 3 years of blog entries the last week of October has always meant a trip to Seattle for yours truly…i miss rain. #

one week to go

wonderfully timely video…

one week to go kids.

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-27

  • The Seahawks laid it on the 49ers today and welcomed their new head coach w/ a loss and made him cry during postgame press conference. Rad. #
  • Playing around with Minefield b/c I’m a NERD…so far super fast javascript performance w/ the TraceMonkey engine. http://is.gd/4Laz #
  • Google Earth for the iPhone is now available on the AppStore. The App supports screen rotation and the auto-tilt feature is slick-willy #
  • listening to M.Ward’s “post-war” album while struggling to make it through the rest of the day… #

our choices are half-chance but the drive was good

today is my grandpa’s birthday.

his name is J.L. Carter.

he was born in a small farm town bordering the even smaller town of norman, oklahoma.

as the universe would have it, he is my namesake, my lineage and my best link to the past.

he has seen more in his lifetime than i could ever imagine to experience and has done so with more class than i could ever hope for myself.

looking back on my life, he was one of my earliest heroes.

you see, from the start he and i were the best of buddies and tonight i was reminded that we still are.

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on those ubiquitous-sunday-morning drives to church, he would play songs from his 8-track player and mesmerize me with stories of times past.

keep in mind, that i refused to let him go anywhere without me. my baby sister could find her way to church with my grandma; i was going to ride with the man of the house.

the short run from the front door of their humble porch to the driver side of his green & white ‘77 chevy cheyenne was inconsequential. (i had timed myself numerous times and no one could best me.)

him in the driver seat, me standing on the bench by his side, my arm around his neck, together we drove.

the music seemed larger than life.

i remember listening to this song and i can almost feel his truck’s rough bench cloth seat and remember the smell of his aftershave; i squint to see the road signs ahead while the sun shines in our faces on Highway 58.

we pull up through the church’s tortuous gravel parking lot and i hop out. we’re here and there’s work to be done before everyone else arrives…but the drive was good…

…25 years later it still is.

the best and worst of florida

you dont know who damon weaver is, even though he’s the coolest person in the state of florida…

what’s sad is that this kid did a better job interviewing Joe Biden than the stupidest reporter in Florida, Barbara West.

there ya have it, the best and the worst of Florida in one blog post. you’re welcome.

Obama-McCain: Tic Tac Toe

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ok, i admit that it took me about 30seconds to figure out the punchline of this cartoon…nice job Daryl Cagle.

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-26

  • When both my dishwasher & washing machine are running, it becomes challenging to hear myself think in my tiny apartment. #
  • I have numerous data points that indicate that I use approximately 1 bottle of Windex every 2 weeks. I’m wondering if this is excessive. #
  • even though Fox refuses to show a Hawks game in SoCal, I can understand the choice to air Steelers v Giants…but I’m not happy about it. #
  • hoping to be done w/ various sunday chores by the 2nd half of the ‘Hawks game…if so you can find me at BJs Brewery for 2nd half action. #
  • just realized that @mistyhendricks bought me ketchup last time she visited…god she is an easy woman to love #
  • Just got a gas price update from @mistyhendricks…wow $2.77 per gallon in the Central Valley #

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-25

  • Just woke up from what I’m now referring to as Mega-Awesome Nap 2008 #
  • Watching Real Time and hanging with Buster #
  • So ABC in SoCal isn’t showing the Texas v OSU game in favor of Cal v UCLA. FAIL #
  • Picking up lunch at Marias hmmmm tasty #

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-24

  • @ryanblock twhirl FTW #
  • @lcarter97 hang in there…if it’s anything like the flu I had, you’ll only feel bad for about 2 weeks. #
  • for the first time in about a year, I have a HUGE website project to work on…good thing I have so much free time. eh. #
  • now that I’m thinking about it a shiny, new MBP sure would help me w/ this web project. http://tinyurl.com/c5st9any takers? #
  • @kevinrose ‘the beginning is the end is the beginning” http://tinyurl.com/589ohj #
  • @st0ney nope pretty busy #
  • Just left walmart and now I smell like FAIL #
  • I use my scanner about three times per year and each time I do, it pays for itself…love it. #

Apple Opposes Prop 8 (You Should Too)

Today Apple Inc issued this statement opposing Proposition 8 in California:

Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the right to marry — should not be affected by their sexual orientation. Apple views this as a civil rights issue, rather than just a political issue, and is therefore speaking out publicly against Proposition 8.

good on you, Apple.

SNL’s Election Map

if you missed last night’s SNL special, then you’ve got to take a look at Fred Armisen’s take on the election “magic map”.

my favorite quote: “dont forget we can shrink it and put it in your pocket if you need to…”

My Twitter Updates on 2008-10-23

  • Back home hanging out w/ Buster surfing the interweb…considering various dinner options. #
  • Hot Off the Blog Press: “Speaking the Truth (Over and Over Again)” http://tinyurl.com/6klcqo #
  • @mediaphyter congrats on the Wii! be prepared for personal productivity to drop 98% :) #
  • “they tried to make me go to rehab, i said…. #
  • @gst0ne when you say “cooked buffalo burgers” do you mean that they were really buffalo meat? or buffalo like the wings? #
  • @gst0ne also “meat” is a euphemism for “muscle tissue” #
  • @toocuteforyou25 i have no idea what Haight Ashburry is :) #
  • @gst0ne good on you. karma is your friend #
  • @nikkic1973 eXactly #
  • Wednesday’s karma goes to @gstone and @tifstone #
  • @megran hmmmm….pie….hmmmmm #
  • i’m so proud that in less than 2 weeks, i & the american people can vote for “that one”…yes.we.can. #
  • choosing a 200 song playlist out of 16k+ songs is tough…fun…but tough #
  • @maddow you are the best. god we love you. #
  • @toocuteforyou25 what r u trying to say? :) #
  • You know you’re getting old when your friends start getting pregnant…on purpose. #