About

if you’ve made it this far you may be asking yourself…

“who?”

the following 38 statements will tell you everything you need to know…for now
1.) I grew up in Bakersfield, CA
2.) I’m not proud of that fact, but it’s the truth. and I’m all about embracing truth
3.) I have an incredible family
4.) I have a sister who is my best friend.
5.) I suffered through mind-numbing fundamentalist Christian education and brainwashing for 18 years of my life.
6.) I will spend the next 50 years trying to forget it.
7.) I fell in love
8.) I gave her 5 years of my life
9.) She thanked me and moved on.
10.) With a six-figure salary and doctoral degree.
11.) There was much more to it than that, and i was at least 51% at fault.
12.) this is when i began living. i love her for waking me up. i love her for the time we had together.
13.) this is where my story begins…
14.) I’ll have my PhD in Neuroimmunology in 2007 and my M.D. a few years later.
15.) If that sounds nerdy, it’s because it is but it helps out with #16 because
16.) I intend to contribute to the cure of no less than one major disease in my lifetime.
17.) I’m phobic about germs.
18.) I hate them.
19.) I love fashion
20.) and being clean and thus free from the aforementioned germs
21.) and interior design
22.) but i’m not gay
23.) just ask my girlfriend
24.) who kicks ass and actually cares about my little blog
25.) i’ve had my ups
26.) i’ve had my downs
27.) i’m still recovering from the downs
28.) i know what it means to have gone to hell and back
29.) and ironically, i dont even believe in hell
30.) or in the existence of god for that matter
31.) i believe in science
32.) and lewis black
33.) god i love lewis black
34.) but not as much as i love my mac
35.) and the internet
36.) and my blog
37.) and my readers
38.) you do know that i’m HUGE in canada, right?