so one of my prankster friends sent me this b/c my friends are a bunch of jokers who think that they are comedians who deserve their own fuck HBO special.
*love you*
anyway, when I saw it I couldnt help but think of the great-fuck-state of FLORIDA!
now i know that according to all the polls, even a backward-fuck-state like FL couldnt dick up this election for the rest of us (AGAINx2) but it’s hard to forget the past when you’ve been burned.
you dont know who damon weaver is, even though he’s the coolest person in the state of florida…
what’s sad is that this kid did a better job interviewing Joe Biden than the stupidest reporter in Florida, Barbara West.
there ya have it, the best and the worst of Florida in one blog post. you’re welcome.
just when i think that there’s nothing that the state of Florida can do to surprise me, they go and do something like this…and TOTALLY redeem themselves.
“Florida lawmakers debate offering a Christian license plate”
I mean, have they never heard the phrase “separation of church and state“? son-of-a-bitch, the proposed plate LITERALLY has a picture of a church symbol RIGHT NEXT to the name of the STATE!
i need to go practice my breathing exercises now.
best jab of the night goes to keith olbermann from msnbc:
“now this report from election officials of people improperly trying to cast ballots tonight…improperly because this was taking place in Florida…where they voted last week.”
i love you florida.