so one of my prankster friends sent me this b/c my friends are a bunch of jokers who think that they are comedians who deserve their own fuck HBO special.
*love you*
anyway, when I saw it I couldnt help but think of the great-fuck-state of FLORIDA!
now i know that according to all the polls, even a backward-fuck-state like FL couldnt dick up this election for the rest of us (AGAINx2) but it’s hard to forget the past when you’ve been burned.
just when i think that there’s nothing that the state of Florida can do to surprise me, they go and do something like this…and TOTALLY redeem themselves.
“Florida lawmakers debate offering a Christian license plate”
I mean, have they never heard the phrase “separation of church and state“? son-of-a-bitch, the proposed plate LITERALLY has a picture of a church symbol RIGHT NEXT to the name of the STATE!
i need to go practice my breathing exercises now.
best jab of the night goes to keith olbermann from msnbc:
“now this report from election officials of people improperly trying to cast ballots tonight…improperly because this was taking place in Florida…where they voted last week.”
i love you florida.
