Published on
June 5, 2008 at
9:31 pm
so i’ve never been a fan of PDA (public displays of affection) but if we—as a society—are going to agree that it’s cool for a couple to make out at a baseball game, park, movie theatre, etc, then we must agree that said PDAs cannot exclude lesbian/gay couples.
this post is in reference to the nonsense that transpired in Seattle’s Safeco Field during a Mariner’s game.
You can read the full story here and look at a super-serious-looking photo of the woman involved here:
apparently a couple of chicks were kissing it up and some under-sexed-soccer-mom got nervous that her kids would turn gay (or worse yet atheist!) if they saw two girls kissing.
mom-of-the-year proceeded to throw a big-fat-hetero-fit and had the all-vagina-couple reprimanded by the kid making minimum wage as an usher.
total nonsense.
frankly if i were god for a day, i would ONLY allow lesbians to kiss in public.
of course this wouldnt settle anything, but i would be god for a day and god can do whatever the fuck he wants!
Published on
May 12, 2008 at
7:52 pm
so it was pretty awesome and fulfilling for you when i posted all sorts of pictures from my (now infamous) seattle 2008 dinner party.
also, you’re probably feeling shitty about missing the party b/c you had a final exam or an appointment with your gynecologist.
here’s more 10megapixel fun:
while stonebraker was chopping our lettuce he was also chopping off his fucking-thumb which is increasingly funny when you find out that he’s a surgeon. HA! workman’s comp FTW!
after dinner brooke and julie sat around and told each other stories and we all listened b/c they are girls and girls can do whatever they want at parties.
at some point the night turned to guitar hero b/c that’s what happens when adults get together and drink wine.
dude…we played guitar hero on a 120″ screen. let me tell you now…you havent played GH until you’ve rawked it on a 120″ of goodness. it will blow your fucking mind.
ok so here are some more pictures of people at the party including me and my sexy-yet-stylish blue-striped-shirt. that’s right ladies…blue AND striped.
oh and this dude was brooke’s bfriend and even though i cant remember his name he was all about posing for pictures while he played GH so that earns him a spot on the blog…also bonus party points for intensity.
up high—on the side—down low—too slow
Published on
May 12, 2008 at
7:28 pm
last month, i travelled up to seattle to see stonebraker b/c he’s my best-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-ever. while i was there he decided to welcome me by throwing the dinner party of the year.
before the previous night’s drinking had even thought about wearing off, we headed out to market square to secure fresh seafood and produce. the party was a super-smash-sensation and we got silly while eating incredible food and playing guitar hero on a giant 120-fuck-inch screen. yeah! i know!
here’s a few stumbling shots that managed to survive the night.
the first ingredient to any good party is stoli
farm fresh seattle goods
stonebraker is an incredible cook…
this pacific-northwest-fish doesnt know what he’s missing!
chop-chop!
so the pretty girl helped set the table and people were all a flutter over the ambiance
ok so i have like 20 more awesome-rad-super-show-photos to share…but this is enough for one post.
also, now i’m hungry.
Published on
March 26, 2008 at
11:58 pm
so last winter i visted stonebraker and crew in seattle.
somehow i never posted any of the photos…so consider this a flickr spring cleaning.
Published on
December 3, 2007 at
9:48 pm
on wednesday i’m flying up to seattle to spend the week w/ stonebraker and crew. we were IMing about the trip and HILARITY ensued.
if you’re not in Seattle you can be jealous now.
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Stonebraker: whats the temp there?
onelonelysuccess: 72F…everyone’s wearing shorts
Stonebraker: you’re in for a rude awakening up here in Seattle
onelonelysuccess: should i pack my own sunscreen or can i borrow yours?
Stonebraker: bring your “SNOW-screen”
onelonelysuccess: lol
